- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Everybody will die

Gay republicans

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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