- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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