Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Anti Joke

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