- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

God is real.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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