what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A shark ate your mom

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Anti Joke

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