Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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