Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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cory is gay

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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