What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your life

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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