A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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