- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

You know what's cool? Yep.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Wait! hundred billions!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

the power to turn magnetism into light

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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