- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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