What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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