Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Ron Paul for President!

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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