- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Albino African Americans

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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