A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Matthew Wyckoff

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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