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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.