- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did? Yes

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

whats black and strange a paki

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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