Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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boner

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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