- Anti Joke

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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A women in the kitchen.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

I don't believe in giraffes.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.