Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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