- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What? Yes.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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