once you go black your credit goes wack

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Connor is homo

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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