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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A woman walks into a bar.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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