What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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