- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

My Nan, that is all.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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