- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What is older than history?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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