- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What fires shots? A gun

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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