Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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