- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Male leadership.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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