- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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