One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Stephen Hawking

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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