- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Chick Norris... Enough said

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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