What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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