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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A dyslexic blind man

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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