A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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poopy is poopy

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your girlfriend.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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