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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Anyone can post anything.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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