- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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