- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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