Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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VITAMIN C!

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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