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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

identical jokes get different votes.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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