- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Grace Ackerson

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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