- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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