a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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