- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

they're dead. idiot.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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