- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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