a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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