- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

autistic kids rock

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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