- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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