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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

the sky is green no it is not

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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