- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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