- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Knock knock. Get out!!

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