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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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