Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Jack Stevens

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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what is orange? an orange

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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