Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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