- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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