- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A man walked into a bar owch

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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