Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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get in the car.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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