- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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