A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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