A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Neither did she.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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