- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Anthony sucks

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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