- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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