- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Who is John Galt?

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Camerons hair is Curly..

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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