There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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