- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What's the new green? Green

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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