- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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