- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats my name? Matt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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