whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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