- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

gay pom...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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