- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's blue? The sky.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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