- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What fires shots? A gun

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

whats green and lives in the water

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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