the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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