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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Gay republicans

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call a black man? A person

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

burn baby burn your nanas burning

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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