- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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