- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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