Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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