- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

all these jokes are horrible now

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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