A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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