nolan is gay

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Jordan is pregant

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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