What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How High is a Chinese man

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

You sick fiend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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