Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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