Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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