A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Guest what in the butt

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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