- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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