- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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