Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

The holocaust

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

yolo your orange looks orange

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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