What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

WNBA

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

rent a cops

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

oh hey.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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