- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

what's up? my penis.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Knock knock come in.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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