Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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jews

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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