- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

a man checks his mypsace

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