- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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