- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

whats brown and booky a book.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Women's rights

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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