- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

an american walks out of a strip club.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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