Nickelback

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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