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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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