- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

what are three short words? i a am

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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