- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

sky's sty

quantum physics?

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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