Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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