Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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justin beiber sucks

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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