What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Nickelback

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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