- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

eoin burgin is fat

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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