- Anti Joke

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.