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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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