What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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