- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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