- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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