- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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