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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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