Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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guess what? bannanas

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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