- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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