- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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