- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

homosexual rights to marriage

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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