Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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