- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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