A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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