-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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su algato es en fuego

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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You were born.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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