- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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