Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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