Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why can't jokes spit?

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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