- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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