- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A woman is carried out of a bar.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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