Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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