- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

I enjoy Popcorn

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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