What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Everybody will die

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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