- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

I enjoy Popcorn

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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