- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How high is the sky? True or False

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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