- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Justin's life

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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