- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Diarrhea

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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