- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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