- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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