- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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