Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

j.p. is dumb

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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