How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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women's rights

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Vote this up

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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