Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Pickle

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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