Once, I went to Peru.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

[Set up] [No punch line]

My three children are three big mistakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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