- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

So a horse walks into a barn.

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