- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

I am quite mature.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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