whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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