why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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