Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Anti Joke

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