- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

jibby jobby

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

David Cameron

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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