What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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