- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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