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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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