- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A man walks into a bar. Ow

your no better than a cockroach

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

black chicken. kfc

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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