Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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