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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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