Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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