- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

gingers

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Lil Wayne

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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