- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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