whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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