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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

scientology.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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