- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Everybody will die

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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