why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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