- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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